Dear Green Day,

There is nothing hardcore and/or punk rock about you.

You are a mascara swipe away from being Avril Lavigne.

Yes, you once had street cred. But, the day you decided to continue making music post Warning will now be known as the day you made the worst career choice of your life.

A freak out doesn’t constitute the fact that you need rehab. It means you are crazy, and past your due date.

Sincerly,

Anyone with eyes and ears

P.S: Yes, Bieber IS bigger than you. Get over it.